Saturday, April 7, 2012


Retail  espresso vendors report an increase in decaffeinated sales in the month of January due to  New Year's resolutions to decrease caffeine intake.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Mexican Law

It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with more than 2 CD's.


Homely criminals get 50% longer jail sentences, on average, than good-looking criminals.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Blue Eyes

ALL blue-eyed people can be traced back to one ancestor who lived 10,000 years ago near the Black Sea. In this unknown ancestor, a gene mutation occurred causing his or her eyes to be blue rather than the color of the rest of the family.

Dating Ads

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012


10% of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka

Haley's Comet

When Mark Twain was born, Halley's Comet passed through the atmosphere. 89 years later when he died it passed through the atmosphere again.